Nothing interesting is going to happen to us for a long long time. The Office US s9e1: New Guys, Pam with Jim to camera
I know you don’t really exist. The Office US s9e2: Roy’s Wedding, Creed to Nellie
The Taliban is the worst – great heroin though. ibid. Creed
You don’t work here! You’re not Jim! The Office US s9e3: Andy’s Ancestry, Dwight
Pretty crazy about Andy and Michelle Obama, huh? ibid. Pam to Nellie
Roll into the future with workbus … In this age of belt-tightening … The Office US s9e4: Work Bus, Dwight
My trouser hives are devoid of honey. ibid. Dwight to Jim
There’s a madman in our midst. The Office US s9e5: Here Comes Treble, Dwight
Senator Lipton and I are having an affair. The Office US s9e6: The Boat, Oscar
I figured I’d get that first relapse out of the way. ibid. brother of Andy to Andy
Pam, remember that week in the ’90s when we had bagels? The Office US s9e7: The Whale, Meredith
Dwight, it’s not that kind of meeting. Put your clothes back on. The Office US s9e8: The Target, Angela
Party Planning Committee emergency meeting – now! The Office US s9e9: Dwight Christmas, Angela
Oh God, Meredith, lice! Did you not sign a pledge to shower? The Office US s9e10: Lice, Angela
The pen delivery went amazing. The Office US s9e11: Suit Warehouse, Erin
Customer loyalty … what does it mean? The Office US s9e12: Customer Loyalty, Dwight
I’ve been working here 12 weeks: that’s a full season of Homeland. The Office US s9e13: Junior Salesman, Clark
He’s got a natural fear of paper. ibid. Dwight, re Mose
I’ve really been putting in the hours on this mural. The Office US s9e14: Vandalism, Pam
Super secret class 5 conference meeting now! ibid. Dwight
Andy left a carton of milk in the fridge. So I’ve been sneaking at little bit every day for the last three months. It’s been yummie. But now Andy’s coming back. So I guess it’s goodbye chunky lemon milk. (Office & Milk) The Office US s9e15: Couples Discount
David: You are on very thin ice.
Andy: Vanilla. The Office US s9e16: Moving On
He’s a temp. Don’t worry about him. ibid. new boss to Pam
I got a tattoo for you. ibid. Gabe to Erin
I am here to make amends. The Office US s9e17: The Farm, Todd
Turns out that she’s allowed to have feelings of sexual arousal; doesn’t become a violation until she physically acts on it. The Office US s9e18: Promos, Toby, re Phyllis
Andy Bernard – the rudderless trust-fund child/middle manager whose incompetence is emblematic of a declining American economy. The Office US s9e19: Stairmageddon, Nellie reads review of The Office
We’re supposed to call everything we don’t want to do ‘opportunities’. The Office US s9e20: Paper Airplane, Jim & Pam’s report of counselling session
She’s an uptight judgmental shrew – you know the type. The Office US s9e21: Living the Dream, Angela
I am so proud of you, Shrewberry Blue. ibid. new girlfriend to Dwight
Behind every great Regional manager is a great Assistant to the Regional manager. The Office US s9e22&23: A A R M, Dwight
I like to begin every day with an inspirational quote. ibid.
Stanley as you know is retiring. The Office US s9e23&24, Finale
Creed faked his own death. ibid.
I live in Poland now. The Scranton of the EU. ibid. Nellie
After Dwight fired me I moved to New York to write the Great American novel. ibid. Toby
All good though. The phone never rings. ibid. Andy
I heard you bought a bar, Kevin. ibid. Dwight
I’m living in Florida now. ibid. Stanley
Dwight: Michael, I can’t believe you came.
Michael: That’s what she said. ibid.
I have to talk to you. ibid. Kelly to Ryan
After so many years the writers burn through ideas, and the audience loses interest. The Office: Signs of a Declining Sitcom, 2019
The Office is pretty great. It’s a mockumentary sitcom with relatable character-driven humour led by Michael Scott. ibid.
Steve Carell left the show after Season Seven … Dwight should have been the replacement. ibid.
A lot of veteran writers left the show after Season Eight. ibid.
Some relationships scream, ‘I don’t know what to do with this character’ … and Erin is a clear example of that. ibid.
The more you get these half-baked obstacles. ibid.
Barry Davies: And we’ve certainly got a fine opening match here from these two players, just 12 minutes gone and neither man looking particularly in trouble. You can see that audacious eyeballing that the Ukrainian, Roman Solowka, is giving Yuri Uzliam from Russia on the right there, but Uzliam is putting up a brilliant defence, very tight, very solid. If you’ve just joined us, you’re watching the 43rd World Stareout Finals …
David [Phil Cornwell]: … Yes, he looks like a man in form. Big Train s1e1, BBC 1998
The pressure on these players is enormous. One blink and it’s over. ibid.
Woman: Excuse me, a man’s just been shot in that building society. Er, a guy came in with a mask on and gun and he shot this old man …
Rozzer: … Dear oh dear. Yeah? Sorry, leave it be, probably it’ll blow over in a minute … Werr! … I can picture it, I just, well I, I, well I would normally, I haven’t got my notebook and I … You could just as easily, you know, trace them or … Big Train s1e2, rozzer’s reaction to building society robbery
Barry Davis: Well here we are, it’s Ted Stead against Sid Hartha. If you’ve just joined us, you’re watching the 43rd World Stareout Championship Finals. Hartha, there, the ‘Grasshopper’, good to see him back, David.
David: Yes well I mean he did have that terrible incident with that stray eyelash in the semi-final of the invitation event in Budapest, Hungary. ibid.
I turned into a ventriloquist’s dummy … ibid. businessman on the dog-n-bone
Of course, there are no stare breaks in the amateur game. ibid. David
Barry Davis: Well, what a delicately poised match we have here. The first four hours have really zipped by. ibid.
Barry Davis: Now this as they say is the big one. Benny Kiang against Leonard Hulz. If you’ve just joined us, you’re watching the 43rd World Stareout Championship finals. Leonard Hulz, he’s such a natural talent, incredible to think he won’t be 18 until May … Big Train s1e3
Benny Kiang, it don’t get much better than that, John, does it? … There is a slight question mark over his temperament because he does like to court controversy. ibid.
Barry Davis: If you’ve just joined us, you’re watching the 43rd World Stareout finals. We’re all set for Anan Nanak against England’s John Duran. It’s impossible not to comment on Duran’s unusual style. Big Train s1e4