Holly and I are like Romeo and Juliet, and the office is like the dragon that kept them apart. The Office US s7e16: PDA, Michael
Public Displays of Affection, or PDAs. ibid. Holly
I am a huge Woody Allen fan, although I’ve only seen Antz. But I’ll tell you something. What I respect most about that man is that when was going through that stuff from the press that said Antz was basically a rip-off of Bug’s Life, he stood true to his films, or at least the one I saw, which again is Antz. The thing is, I thought Bug’s Life was better. Much better than Antz. Point is, don’t listen to your critics. Listen to your fans. The Office US s7e17: Threat Level Midnight, Michael
I had shirts in five different women’s houses. The Office US s7e18: Todd Packer, Todd to Michael
Packer is back! ibid.
Packer’s going to be here till the day he dies just like the rest of us. ibid.
Michael – you’ve had two ideas today. The Office US s7e19: Garage Sale, Pam
Michael, the last time I was exposed to a peanut I was itchy for three days, OK? I had to take baths constantly. I missed the O J verdict. I had to read about it in the paper like an idiot. The Office US s7e20: Training Day, Deangelo
The Dundies are my babies and they need to go on. The Office US s7e21: Michael’s Last Dundies, Michael
Where were you on September 11th? ibid. DeAngelo
OK, no salami in the pants. How about a Peperami? The Office US s7e22: Goodbye Michael, Michael to Dwight
You sold us all on Andy, a product nobody wanted. ibid.
There’s not enough time in the day to have a special moment with everyone. ibid.
What a great boss you turned out to be. The best boss I ever had. ibid. Jim
Andy: Oh, there’s an inner circle. Oh yeah.
Jim: There is no inner circle. Deangelo just prefers to delegate a few things to a few guys.
Kevin: Jim only says that because he’s in the inner circle. I also say that because I am also in the inner circle. Did you get that, Ma? Your boy, Kevin Malone, is IN the inner circle! Which doesn’t exist. The Office US s7e23: Inner Circle
Nor will you foment insurrection. The Office US s7e24: Dwight K Schrute (Acting Manager), Dwight
You’re pre-fired. ibid. Dwight
Basically everything is falling apart here. The Office US s7e25&26: Search Committee, Creed
Video: Name: David Brent. Occupation: Inspirer. Status: None of your business ... When do I start? ibid.
Zen Office – thought of that? ibid. Nellie
I will run this branch or I will destroy this branch. ibid. Dwight
Hey, Robert, we have that 9.30 a.m. casual chit-chat scheduled. The Office US s8e1: The List, Andy
How’s the sales doubling project going? The Office US s8e2: The Incentive, Andy
You give us points and then we redeem those points for prizes. ibid. Pam
Until we have a new crew let’s get some volunteers for warehouse duty. The Office US s8e3: Lotto, Andy
It’s not a picnic, Phyllis; it’s a garden party. The Office US s8e4: Garden Party
Every Halloween I tell them the same thing: you can’t bring weapons into the office. The Office US s8e5: Spooked, Toby
Simply end the mistakes. The Office US s8e6: Doomsday, Robert to Andy
It’s one of the most common fetishes. The Office US s8e7: Pam’s Replacement, Gabe to pregnant Pam
I am a leader: but you can only inspire people so much in a place like this. The Office US s8e8: Gettysburg, Andy
No, I don’t think we should be trying to make this place seem unpleasant. I think we should let this place crush her spirit by itself. The Office US s8e9: Mrs California, Jim, re new starter
Dwight: What about my wish that we don’t have to attend meetings that degrade our sense of adulthood?
Andy: That I cannot do, but I did get you an acre of property on the moon.
Dwight: Where? Dark side or light side?
Andy: Light side.
Dwight: Is it by the Sea of Tranquillity?
Andy: As a matter of fact, yes. Directly adjacent. Beachfront.
Dwight: Thank you, Andy. The Office US s8e10: Christmas Wishes
Let’s get high on our own supply. The Office US s8e11: Trivia, Andy
I always thought of her [Erin] as a second Meredith. The Office US s8e12: Pool Party, Dwight to Andy
I love maternity wards. It’s the perfect blend of love and horror. The Office US s8e13: Jury Duty, Gabe
My first task as Special Project manager Dwight Schrute – assembling a crack team. The Office US s8e14: Special Project
Because I feel like I’m in a place with my gambling rehab that I can finally start going to dog racing again. ibid.
So stop looking at my breasts and start looking at my penis. The Office US s8e15: Tallahassee, Nellie
We managed to fill forty hours somehow. The Office US s8e16: After Hours, Nellie
A real man swallows his vomit when a lady is present. ibid. Dwight to Nellie
I came from dirt, no lower … what’s lower than dirt? The Office US s8e17: Test the Store
Begging For Mercy. ibid. Toby’s self-defence seminar
When can I introduce you to my grandson? He’s a wonderful swimmer. Shallow end, deep end, he does it all. The Office US 8e18: Last Day in Florida, old lady to Erin
Look at this place. Five rooms and I get to clean them all. The Office US s8e19: Get the Girl, Erin
Excuse me, the tone here is getting quite hostile. The Office US s8e20: Welcome Party, Nellie
I never allow sexual desire to influence a business decision … Buffet operates the same way. The Office US s8e21: Angry Andy, Robert
It is going to be a who’s-who of the northern 22nd district. The Office US s8e22: Fundraiser, Angela
Here we go, everybody. May the manliest man win. The Office US s8e23: Turf War, Jim
That’s why I am giving you the key to my house. ibid. Andy’s sales call
What’s more precious to people than muffins? The Office US s8e24: Free Family Portrait Studio, Dwight