[Alyssa]: An almost pathological need to be talked about. Hysteria: This Fucking Guy: Everyone’s Tired of This Fucking Guy: Donald Trump: Everything You Didn’t Know About His Shitty Past I
Trump fancies himself a builder but only spreads destruction and sadness. ibid.
In 1927 Donald Trump’s father was arrested after a Klan riot in Queens. ibid.
Hanging out with Ghislaine Maxwell on his dad’s yacht. ibid.
He was a spoiled rich boy who wanted to join clubs. ibid.
[Erin]: Matatasized into a cancer that has irretrievably corrupted the Republican Party and eaten whole of America’s very soul. Hysteria: This Fucking Guy: Donald Trump: Everyone’s Tired of This Facking Guy II
They built a windfarm off the coast of Aberdeen within sight of one of Trump’s golf courses. ibid.
‘Windmills are causing whales to die in numbers never seen before.’ ibid. Trump
‘Ivana does exactly what I tell her to do.’ ibid.
‘I moved on her like a bitch!’ ibid.
[Alyssa]: Our epic trilogy on Donald Trump, the Fucking Guy to end all Fucking Guys. Hysteria: This Fucking Guy: Donald Trump III: America’s Soul-Sucking Cancer: Everything You Didn’t Know About His Shitty Past
And then stumbled into politics at just the right moment. ibid. Erin
Donald Trump cheats at golf. In fact there’s a book about it called: [Rick Riley]: Commander in Cheat: How Golf Explains Trump. ibid.
‘We’re looking strongly at sinks and showers and other elements of bathrooms … People are flushing toilets ten times, fifteen times …’ ibid. Donald Trump, 2019
January 6th: 174 police officers were injured; 6 people died that day, including one Capitol police officer. ibid. Erin
More than 1,200 charged, more than 460 imprisoned for role in Capitol attack. ibid.
[Erin]: Whether or not he had sex with a couch. Hysteria: That Fucking Guy: J D Vance, Everything You Didn’t Know About His Shitty Past
One of the best memes of all time, though! ibid. Alyssa
Inside the powerful Peter Thiel network that anointed J D Vance. ibid. headline
[Erin]: With a net worth of about $240 billion. I’d argue he’s the toxic ideal of the modern super villain. Hysteria: This Fucking Guy: Expoitative Super Vilains: Jeff Bezos: Everything You Didn’t Know About His Shitty Past
In 1994 Amazon was born … It’s initial name was Kadabra, ibid.
‘We are a famously unprofitable company, and we are investing in the future.’ ibid. Bezos, Letterman Show
‘It’s basically a 50% Monopoly tax.’ ibid. critic of Amazon/small businesses’ policy
‘Who gets doctored for going to the bathroom?’ ibid. worker
Only one has successfully unionised: Staten Island. ibid. Erin
Amazon paid no federal taxes on $11.2 billion in profits last year. ibid. headline 16th February 2019
[Erin]: Nobody is a bigger intransigent weenie than today’s subject: Mitch McConnell. Hysteria: This Fucking Guy: Mitch McConnell: Everything You Didn’t Know About His Shitty Past
An empty skin-suit who has proven he will do and say almost anything to get re-elected. A smug oily man who has done more damage to two of the branches of government than just about anyone. ibid. Alyssa
At least one of Mitch McConnell’s daughters has devoted her life to left-wing causes. ibid. Erin
Tobacco’s ‘Special Friend’: What Internal Documents Say About Mitch McConnell. ibid. headline
Nobody took more money from Tobacco than Mitch did. ibid. Erin
Will always be remembered for destroying the Senate. ibid.
[Erin]: The Life and Times of sombody who I’ve become convinced would have become a serial killer if he hadn’t become become one of the nine most powerful people in America. Hysteria: This Fucking Guy: Clarence Thomas: Woman-Hating Porn Freak, Everything You Didn’t Know About His Past
Obsession with very weird pornography that he freely discusses at inappropriate times. ibid.
Clarence’s convenient and ultimately very profitable pivot to the Right. ibid.
Clarence Thomas has a history of lying about his past. ibid.
11 Democrats voted to confirm him. What the fuck? ibid.
He has been on the evil side of just about every issue. ibid.
[Erin]: Stephen Miller: A man who has never won an election in his life and has the charisma of a toilet rat. Hysteria: This Fucking Guy: Stephen Miller: Obnoxious Toilet Rat: Everything You Didn’t Know About His Past
Miller is a Trump gadfly … The overall effect is tiresome. ibid.
One of the first things Stephen Miller did in the White House was establish an office dedicated exclusively to the demonization of immigrants called The Victims of Immigration & Crime Engagement. ibid.
Unpleasant and unoriginal and entirely forgettable. ibid.
[Erin] We’re highlighting a woman who may be history but whose stench-like legacy still clings to the American conservative movement. Hysteria: This Fucking Guy: The Homophobic Anti-Woman Bigot: Phyllis Schlafly: Everything You Didn’t Know About Her Shitty Past
She’s hands-down the most influential and powerful of the Fucking Guys we’ve covered so far. ibid.
The woman who almost single-handedly iced the Equal Rights Amendment. ibid. Alyssa
Nuttiness of the Birch Society was exactly up Phyllis’s alley. ibid.
[Alyssa]: Georgian Rebublican Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene … is as rich as fuck. Hysteria: This Fucking Guy: The Attention-Seeking Lynatic, Marjorie Taylor Greene: Everything You Didn’t Know About Her Shitty Past
She’s sort of like a Fox News lower Third. ibid. Erin
She’s really worried about robo-sexuality being spread to our children. ibid.
She believed that Donald Trump is a demigod. ibid.
Reporter: There are children, skinny people who have died of the coronavirus …
Greene: [laughs] … ibid.
[Erin]: Tucker grew up so privileged that I bet his dad’s friends still refer to him as ‘a fine young man’. Hysteria: This Fucking Guy: Tucker Carlson: Patron Saint of Aggrieved Pricks, Everything You Didn’t Know About His Shitty Past
‘Has Putin ever called me a racist? Has he shipped every middle-class job in my town to Russia? Does he eat dogs? … These are fair questions.’ ibid. Tucker, Fox News
‘Iraq is a crappy place filled with a bunch of, you know, semi-literate monkeys. But I have just zero sympathy for them or their culture, where people just don’t use toilet paper or forks. I’m a bigot, OK, I’m a bigot. I don’t like Islamic extremists.’ ibid. Tucker
[Alyssa]: A man who will always be remembered as the liver spot that turned out to be the melignant medlanoma on the face of Western democracy. Hysteria: This Fucking Guy: Rupert Murdoch: Evil Media Grandpappy: Everything You Didn’t Know About His Shitty Past
Philosophy, Politics & Economics at Oxford University. ibid.
He acquired two English newspapers, The News of the World and The Sun. ibid. Erin
He expanded into the American market in 1973. ibid.
Murdoch didn’t invent Trump, but he invented the audience. ibid.
Murdoch is currently on his fifth wife. ibid.