You are your own worst enemy. ibid. Annalisa to Tony
I’m making some changes. Sunday. My house. The Sopranos s2e5: Big Girls Don’t Cry, Tony
I’m concerned that treating a mobster provides you some vicarious thrill. ibid. shrink to shrink
You know who I am and you know what I do. ibid. Tony
I don’t know who I’m angry with; I’m just angry. The Sopranos s2e6: The Happy Wanderers, Tony
Why were we born? The Sopranos s2e7: D-Girl, AJ
The only absolute truth is death. ibid. Dr Melfi
Don’t expect happiness … it’s all a big Nothing. ibid. Gran
When you’re married you’ll understand the importance of fresh produce. ibid.
You fucking D-Girl! ibid. Chris
What kind of animal smokes marijuana at his own confirmation? ibid. Carmela
I want to marry you. The Sopranos s2e8: Full Leather Jacket, Chris to Adriana
I had her tested for AIDS – who do you think I am? The Sopranos s2e9: From Where to Eternity, Tony to Carmela
Gentle and merciful Lord Jesus, I want to speak to you now with an open heart, an honest heart. Tonight I ask you to take my sins and the sins of my family into your merciful heart. We have chosen this life in full awareness of the consequences of our sins. ibid. Carmela’s prayer
I’m going to Hell, T. I crossed over to the other side: I saw a tunnel and a white light. I saw my father in Hell. ibid. Chris’s NDE
Soldiers don’t go to Hell. It’s War ... It’s business. ibid. Tony to Dr Melfi
The J P Morgans – they were crooks and killers too. ibid. Tony
This is some bad shit here. The Sopranos s2e10: Bust Out, Tony
What the fuck are you for anyway? ibid. Tony to Dr Melfi
I don’t want to come here no more. The Sopranos s2e11: House Arrest, Tony to Dr Melfi
It’s all a series of distractions till you die. ibid.
I am drinking between sessions. Just on the days when I see him. ibid. Shrink to Shrink
Where is my knight in white satin armour? The Sopranos s2e12: The Knight in White Satin Armor, Tony’s mistress
What’s wrong with our family, Tony? ibid. Janice
You have a tendency towards depression, yes. The Sopranos s2e13: Funhouse, Carmela
I shot this guy. He is a friend of mine. ibid. Tony's dream to Dr Melfi
Extortion. Inter-state trucking. The Sopranos s3e1: Mr Ruggerio’s Neighbourhood, goon squad
Put your grief behind you. Let me hear you say it. ibid. Tony
2nd Firebomb in Sanitation War – Retaliation Expected. The Sopranos s3e2: Proshai Livushka, newspaper headline
That selfish miserable cunt. ibid. Tony to Dr Melfi, re mother
Once you enter this Family, there is no getting out. This Family comes before everything else. Everything. The Sopranos s3e3: Fortunate Son, Tony to Chris
May I burn in Hell if I betray my friends. ibid. Chris’s oath
He’s nineteen and he can go all night. ibid. Janice
He comes from a place and a time when he thinks he has your best interests at heart. ibid. Carmela to Meadow, re Tony
That stereotypical goom-bah-fest. The Sopranos s3e4: Employee of the Month
Are you happy? ibid. Dr Melfi to Tony
You’ve got some bad tendencies, Ralphy, and I sympathise because I’ve got them too ... This is business. ibid. Tony
Go find some dust. ibid. Tony to servant
Chris: Little lord fuck pants ...
Tony: Look, he’s not suited to it. He’s not like you. Like us. ibid.
All this soul searching, Janice. It’s always on my fucking time. ibid. Tony
This is sick. You think they’d be out arresting dope dealers. The Sopranos s3e5: Another Toothpick, Carmela in jam-jar
I thought you were cute. The Sopranos s3e6: University, Meadow to black Jewish boyfriend on bed
We’ve been seeing his therapist together. The Sopranos s3e7: Second Opinion, Carmela to mum & dad at table
He ratted us out ... or his ungrateful cunt wife. ibid. Tony to Carmela
I loved that man. ibid. Uncle Junior to Tony, re Kennedy
Anthony is a cunt hair from owning all of northern Jersey. And I am the cunt hair. ibid. Uncle Junior
Show that man the respect he deserves. ibid. Tony to surgeon
You’ll never be able to feel good about yourself. ibid. new Shrink to Carmela
My priest said I should try and work with him. Help him to be a better man. ibid. Carmela to new shrink
Are you depressed? ibid. Tony to Carmela
Ralphie a fucking Capo – over my dead body. The Sopranos s3e8: He is Risen, Tony re Richie
You think I’m afraid of that fat fuck? ibid. Richie re Tony
He – Hit – Me! ibid. Ralphie to Johnnie, re Tony
I’m going nuts thinking about you … I’ve never met anybody like you. The Sopranos s3e9: The Telltale Moozadell, Tony to bird
Like I’ve got ginger ale on my brain. The Sopranos s3e10: To Save Us All From Satan’s Power, Tony to Dr Melfi
I didn’t do nothing. ibid. Tony to Carmela
It’s the therapy. We’re learning how to communicate. The Sopranos s3e11: Pine Barrens s3e11 ***** Tony to Carmela & Dr Melfi
Stick to your own kind. ibid. Tony to Dr Melfi
It’s like Die Hard shit. ibid. Chris & Paulie in forest
Now all I hear about is cocksucker Ralphie. ibid. Paulie to Chris
Something’s fucked up here. ibid. Tony to Dr Melfi
Why has everything got to be so hard? ibid.
Those eyes, those dark black eyes, when she stares at you it’s like a Spanish princess in one of those paintings, you know a goyem. Those eyes are deep. I said deep, you said complicated. The Sopranos s3e12: Amour Fou, Tony to Dr Melfi
What do you think she sees in you? ibid. Dr Melfi to Tony
I am a homemaker. ibid. wife to mistress
My life is financed by crime. His crime. ibid. Carmela to priest
Hillary Clinton – I hate that woman. ibid. woman at table with Carmela
You’re a dangerous fuck. And I don’t want you in my life. ibid. Tony to bird.
If you’re one of the thousands of men who suffer from erectile dysfunction you already know it’s no laughing matter. ibid. doctor
I got expelled. The Sopranos s3e13: Army of One, AJ
Isn’t there enough war? ibid. Carmela
He’s got that putrid, rotten, fucking Soprano gene. ibid. Tony