I can call the cops and bring them in here to take care of things or you can come to me at the end of the day with a thousand bucks cash. Your choice. Trailer Park Boys s12e5: Happy Birthday Bubbles, security boss to Julian
Julian, the sexiest man in Sunnyvale, is fucking going to go to jail for seven fucking years unless we can come up with $10,000 in the next couple of hours. Trailer Park Boys s12e6: Flow Me the Money, Ricky on megaphone
Freedom 35: that’s what the beer should be called. Boys, it’s something we’ve been trying to achieve our entire lives and because of this fucking beer, I think we’ll finally make it this time. Trailer Park Boys s12e7: Big Cock, Julian
We want everyone working together for the betterment of Sunnyvale as a team. Trailer Park Boys s12e8: Will You For to be Fucking Married to Me? Randy to Bubbles
Julian: How we just going to come up with $50,000?
Bubbles: Well that’s really a technicality at this point, isn’t it? Trailer Park Boys s12e9: Angel Shit Sent Down From Jesus God
Ricky and Julian are my new partners and we are very happy to announce that as of today Freedom 35 is going to be available right across Canada. And you guys are all going to be a part of the new company. Trailer Park Boys s12e10: Fuckin’ Fucked Out of Our Tiny Minds, Bubbles to Sunnyvale residents
Listen to him [Julian] back there – Donald Trump. Trailer Park Boys: Dear Santa Claus, Go Fuck Yourself, Bubbles re Julian’s Christmas lights competition, Netflix 2004
You should be getting drunk and stoned with your friends and family – people that you love. ibid. Ricky’s Christmas sermon
Ricky: Dad, you saw Lucy naked?
Ray: Down at the Gentlemen’s club, Rick. Trailer Park Boys: The Movie, 2006
I know what I’m doing. I’ve watched movies like Casino, or Goodfellas, a bunch of Robert De Niro films – Heat – you know, they do a big job and then they sit on the money for a little while. And that’s the key because you start flashing money around right out of the gate, you’re going to go back to jail. Trailer Park Boys: Say Goodnight to the Bad Guys, Julian, 2008
Here I am – paradise. Got everything I want but it doesn’t add up to shit. ’Cause I fell in love with the wrong man. Be careful who you love. Trailer Park Boys: Countdown to Liquor Day, Mr Lahey, 2009
Baked Bean Supper And Bingo. ibid. stolen church sign
Bubbles, do you want to go on a date or something? ibid. Jenny
The internet contest we entered, Ricky. Rush’s biggest fan. We won … We’re going to see Rush in Ireland! Trailer Park Boys: Live in Fuckin’ Dublin, Netflix 2014
This is officer Jim Lahey – I’m installing a hidden camera in the dressing room to prove that Julian is forcing my Randy to be here tonight: that’s human trafficking for the purposes of sexual slavery. The shit cheese is in the shit trap. Trailer Park Boys: Live at the North Pole, Netflix 2014
Hey, Bubs … I heard you’re gonna be in a Ninja movie?
Bubbles: It’s not official yet … I’ve seen every Ninja movie in history. Trailer Park Boys: Drunk, High & Unemployed, Netflix 2015
This place is fucked! Everything is fucking backwards! Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park Europe I: London, Ricky, Netflix 2016
I kind of feel like Freddie Mercury in these things [Lederhosen]. Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park Europe II: Berlin
Acquire a strap-on dildo and wear it around the city for an hour: $25. Please note strap-on must be a minimum of ten inches long to qualify. Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park Europe III: Copenhagen, boys’ city challenge
Julian: Trolls don’t exist … Just like fucking samsquanches exist, ah?
Bubbles: Oh, you’re telling me those aren’t real too, are ya? Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park Europe IV: Oslo
It’s just rotten fish … Oh, Ricky, she exploded on ya … How many of them … How many of them you think I’ve gotta eat to get the money? Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park Europe V: Stockholm
I’ve seen Ricky do some pretty fucked-up things in my life but to drink three cups of reindeer piss just cause some nutcase in a suit says, ‘Oh yes it sends you to another planet’ – Ricky is fucked. Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park Europe VI: Helsinki
This has been my dream my whole fucking life. Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park Europe VII: Amsterdam I, Ricky
What a fuss about such a little thing. Carry on Nurse 1959 starring Kenneth Connor & Charles Hawtrey & Shirley Eaton & Hattie Jacques & Bill Owen & Joan Sims & Kenneth Williams & Leslie Phillips & Terence Longdon & Wilfrid Hyde White & Joan Hickson & Cyril Chamberlain & Jill Ireland & Irene Handl et al, director Gerald Thomas, nurse to patient
Nothing’s the matter with me, Jack. I’m all right. ibid. her to him
Stop mucking about. ibid. Kenneth Williams
Gentlemen, have I have your agreement for a policy of unremitting quasi-Teutonic organisational professionalism? Carry on Cruising 1962 starring Sid James & Kenneth Williams & Kenneth Connor & Liz Fraser & Dilys Laye & Esma Cannon & Lance Percival & Jimmy Thomson & Ronnie Stevens et al, director Gerald & Ralph Thomas, first officer
I want to be a taxi driver ... The boys always called me Pint Pot. Carry on Cabby 1963 starring Hattie Jacques & Sid James & Kenneth Connor & Charles Hawtrey & Esma Cannon & Liz Fraser & Bill Owen & Judith Furse & Jim Dale & Milo O’Shea Cyril Chamberlain & Amanda Barrie et al, director Gerald Thomas
Doctor Crow heads up a subversive organization known as er … Carry on Spying 1964 starring Kenneth Williams & Barbara Windsor & Charles Hawtrey & Bernard Cribbins & Eric Barker & Dilys Laye & Jim Dale & Richard Wattis & Eric Pohlmann & Victor Maddern & Judith Furse et al, director Gerald Thomas, sir
Always keep your wits about you, you see. Don’t let nothing distract you. Especially women. Rerrr they’re the worst. Don’t have nothing to do with them. Have noth – oh hello. ibid. Williams
No Shootin’! No Fightin’! No Boozin’! No Gamblin’! No Nothin’! By Order Judge Burke. Carry on, Cowboy 1965 starring Sid James & Kenneth Williams & Jim Dale & Charles Hawtrey & Joan Sims & Angela Douglas & Bernard Bresslaw & Peter Butterworth & Jon Pertwee et al, director Gerald Thomas, Stodge City sign
He sort of died. Lead poisoning. ibid. undertaker
This town is like a wild animal in chains, Molly. A Lawless Street 1955 starring Randolph Scott & Angela Lansbury & Warner Anderson & Jean Parker & Wallace Ford & John Emery & James Bell & Ruth Donnelly & Harry Antrim & Michael Pate & Don Megowan et al, director Joseph H Lewis
The Marshal’s gun has quite a reputation. ibid.
If any of them feel any unnatural urges or the desire to do something they shouldn’t, send them straight to me. Carry on Camping 1969 starring Sidney James & Charles Hawtrey & Joan Sims & Kenneth Williams & Terry Scott & Barbara Windsor & Hattie Jacques & Bernard Bresslaw & Peter Butterworth et al, director Gerald Thomas, Dr Soper
Welcome to Paradise! ibid. Joshua Fiddler, owner of campsite
Jacques: I am aware that a man has these uncontrollable urges from time to time ...
Williams: Oh only on Christmas and Bank Holidays.
Jacques: ... Oh I realise of course it was the sight of me in the shower that aroused your slumbering manhood ... ibid.
And fling and in. And fling and in. And fling. [Barbara Windsor’s bra flies off] Oh! Matron, take them away. ibid.
Here, do you want to see what's going on in the next field? Some sort of rave up. Come on, it's going to go on all night. ibid. Windsor
Doctor Nookey is a bad influence … There have been several other incidents with nurses. Carry on Again, Doctor 1969 starring Hattie Jacques & Sid James & Jim Dale & Barbara Windsor & Kenneth Williams & Charles Hawtrey & Joan Sims & Patsy Rowlands & Peter Butterworth & Wilfrid Brambell & Patricia Hayes & et al, Doctor Stoppidge to Doctor Carver, director Gerald Thomas
Wedded Bliss Agency. Prop. Mr & Mrs Sidney Bliss. 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. 4th floor. Carry on Loving 1970 starring Sid James & Kenneth Williams & Charles Hawtrey & Hattie Jacques & Joan Sims & Bernard Bresslaw & Terry Scott & Jackie Piper & Joan Hickson et al, director Gerald Thomas, sign
Dickanooky, boss. Carry on Up the Jungle 1970 starring Frankie Howerd & Sid James & Charles Hawtrey & Joan Sims & Kenneth Connor & Bernard Bresslaw & Terry Scott & Jacki Piper & Valerie Leon et al, director Gerald Thomas, Bresslaw as Upsidasi
Just thought, sir, I’d spotted the golden crested tit, sir. ibid. Connor as Claude Chumley