You get more choice than an Irish barber’s. Red Dwarf s11e3: Give and Take, Rimmer
You have a problem with your kidneys, sir … You don’t have any. ibid. Kryten
I am now fluent in all the deceptive arts – I could work for FIFA. ibid.
She had a wooden head and was afraid of forks. There was no future in it. Red Dwarf s11e4: Officer Rimmer
The Nautilus is bio-printing its crew, which was fashionable in the twenty-fourth century. ibid.
Well just recently I’ve started thinking about the universe, about how cosmic inflation at the time of the Big Bang means it’s constantly expanding until one day it’s going to burst … What is the point of cleaning above eye level? If one day the universe is going to explode, who cares if the oven is a bit gunky? Red Dwarf s11e5: Krysis, Kryten
All the Blackberrys go to Silicon Hell. ibid.
Vampire gelphs to you and me. Red Dwarf s11e6: Can of Worms, Kryten
At the end of the 23rd century America attempted to bring peace to the world by asking every nation on Earth to sign a peace treaty; any nation that refused, they invaded. Red Dwarf s12e1: Cured, BBC 2017
These are some of the most damaged deranged humans who ever lived; they’re worse than the 1970s’ Leeds United team. ibid.
We are the Mechanoid Inter-Galactic Liberation Front [MILF] Red Dwarf s12e2: Siliconia
I humbly name this moon – Rimmer. Red Dwarf s12e3: Timewave, Rimmer
I love yellow alerts – call me geeky, if you like … Red Dwarf s12e4: Mechocracy, Rimmer
Sir, you’ve got nothing, no life, no partner, no future, you’re so easy to shop for. Red Dwarf s12e5: M-Corp, Kryten to Lister on Lister’s birthday
I hate people who use the word anomaly. Red Dwarf s12e6: Skipper, Rimmer
Rozzer: The manager fell dead at the hotel. Dr Fouchet thinks he was poisoned. A Night in Casablanca 1942 starring Marx Brothers & Charles Drake & Louis Collier & Lisette Verea & Sig Ruman & Lewis Russell & Dan Seymour et al, director Archi Mayo
When I managed to get back to the plane, the treasure was gone. ibid. pilot forced to transport Nazi treasure
Groucho admires camel: So this is you wife, eh? ibid.