This massive testicle [tentacle] shoots up out of the water and grabs me by the throat ... I need counselling. ibid. Cat
Thanks to you I couldn’t even get on the cover of Minger Monthly. ibid.
We’re characters from a TV series who have somehow escaped the TV world into the real world. ibid. Lister
Nothing lasts for ever. Not even ... banks. ibid. creator to crew
You useless rancid cancerous sack of shit. Red Dwarf s10e1: Trojan, Rimmer to self, BBC 2012
Never ask a cat to share because a scratch to the face often offends. Red Dwarf s10e2: Fathers and Suns s10e2, Cat
Jesus: I have visited Albion. I’ve walked across the River of Mersey.
Lister: All those old prams; it’s not hard, is it? Red Dwarf s10e3: Lemons
Do you know if he’s completed that sheaf of health and safety forms yet? Red Dwarf s10e4: Entangled, Rimmer to Kryten
Mr Lister gambled you in a poker game. ibid. Kryten to Rimmer
Is something wrong, sir? Something getting you down? Is it that you’re the last human being alive with no life, no family, no future, no prospects, no hope? Red Dwarf s10e5: Dear Dave, Kryten
Rimmer: We have nothing to fear but fear itself. Apart from pain. And maybe humiliation and obviously death. And failure. But apart from fear, pain and humiliation, failure and the unknown and death we have nothing to fear but fear itself. Who’s with me? Red Dwarf s10e6: The Beginning, Kryten
Exponoids are unemotional, cold-hearted psychopaths: they will have no hesitation using hackneyed old clichés if it suits their purpose. Red Dwarf s11e1: Twentica, Kryten, BBC 2016
I love dust. After fluff it’s my all-time favourite dirt … Red Dwarf s11e2: Samsara, message on screen, Kryten
You get more choice than an Irish barber’s. Red Dwarf s11e3: Give and Take, Rimmer
You have a problem with your kidneys, sir … You don’t have any. ibid. Kryten
I am now fluent in all the deceptive arts – I could work for FIFA. ibid.
She had a wooden head and was afraid of forks. There was no future in it. Red Dwarf s11e4: Officer Rimmer
The Nautilus is bio-printing its crew, which was fashionable in the twenty-fourth century. ibid.
Well just recently I’ve started thinking about the universe, about how cosmic inflation at the time of the Big Bang means it’s constantly expanding until one day it’s going to burst … What is the point of cleaning above eye level? If one day the universe is going to explode, who cares if the oven is a bit gunky? Red Dwarf s11e5: Krysis, Kryten
All the Blackberrys go to Silicon Hell. ibid.
Vampire gelphs to you and me. Red Dwarf s11e6: Can of Worms, Kryten
At the end of the 23rd century America attempted to bring peace to the world by asking every nation on Earth to sign a peace treaty; any nation that refused, they invaded. Red Dwarf s12e1: Cured, BBC 2017
These are some of the most damaged deranged humans who ever lived; they’re worse than the 1970s’ Leeds United team. ibid.
We are the Mechanoid Inter-Galactic Liberation Front [MILF] Red Dwarf s12e2: Siliconia
I humbly name this moon – Rimmer. Red Dwarf s12e3: Timewave, Rimmer
I love yellow alerts – call me geeky, if you like … Red Dwarf s12e4: Mechocracy, Rimmer
Sir, you’ve got nothing, no life, no partner, no future, you’re so easy to shop for. Red Dwarf s12e5: M-Corp, Kryten to Lister on Lister’s birthday
I hate people who use the word anomaly. Red Dwarf s12e6: Skipper, Rimmer
Leaping across galaxies in a fraction of a second propelled by a form of energy with unimaginable power. Taking mankind beyond the ultimate frontier into the depths of the universe. Michio Kaku, Sci-Fi Science: Physics of the Impossible s1e1: How to Explore the Universe, Science 2009
The faster an object travels the more mass it gains. ibid.
There could be a loophole in Einstein’s theory … straight out of Star Trek. ibid.
Energy from nothing: this may be a key component. ibid.
A portal that connects directly to bizarre worlds. It’s a passport to adventure where the craziest fantasy becomes reality. A working gateway to a parallel universe. Michio Kaku, Sci-Fi Science: Physics of the Impossible s1e2: How to Travel to a Parallel Universe
Our bubble is not the only one. According to Inflation Theory, multiple Big Bangs created multiple bubble universes. ibid.
What I need is a bridge between bubbles. ibid.
Use remote-controlled probes. ibid.
A planet-buster may be the ultimate weapon in a future galactic arms race. But it may also provide the ultimate protection against an asteroid strike. Michio Kaku, Sci-Fi Science: Physics of the Impossible s1e3: How to Blow up a Planet
A teleportation system would change everything ... I’ve got two options: I could break it down to its atoms and somehow try to transport those ... I think Star Trek had a better approach. Covert it into data, a bit like a set of instructions, and beam those up ... Rather than transport the atoms I transport the instructions. Michio Kaku, Sci-Fi Science: Physics of the Impossible s1e4: How to Teleport
Scientists here at the Joint Quantum institute have achieved the impossible ... Teleportation really is possible. This is proof of principle: Chris and his team have teleported atoms using nothing but a mysterious connection called Quantum Entanglement. ibid.
Who’s going to hop into an unreliable teleporter? ibid.
Invisibility is possible. Michio Kaku, Sci-Fi Science: Physics of the Impossible s1e5: How to Become Invisible
We can now create a substance called Metamaterials that bend microwaves ... Soon we will be able to do the same thing with visible light. ibid.
Time beats at different rates throughout the universe. Time is relative. Michio Kaku, Sci-Fi Science: Physics of the Impossible s1e6: How to Travel Through Time
I still think that using the effect of gravity may hold the answer. ibid.
If the Strings can be made to move past each other, they create a unique vortex shape in the fabric of Space/Time ... Cosmic strings are certainly massive enough to manipulate Space & Time, and allow me to travel into the future and the past. But to build a working practical time machine out of cosmic Strings is going to be real tough. ibid.
It’s recently been discovered that most black holes spin. So the black hole collapses not to a single point but to a ring. All the terrifying forces are pushed to the outside. The centre is a far calmer place than we had imagined. Just like the eye of the hurricane. ibid.
Wormholes are formed at the centre of a black hole. They warp the fabric of Space/Time to create a tunnel connecting distant points. They might be ideal for time travel as they would offer a shortcut through Space and Time. ibid.
A journey of trillions of miles to the stars and beyond: engines with unimaginable power hurtling across the galaxy on a mission to build a galactic empire. Michio Kaku, Sci-Fi Science: Physics of the Impossible s1e7: How to Build a Starship
In order to survive as a species we have to find a second home among the stars: we must build a starship. ibid.
The crew would have to be multi-generational. ibid.
Beams of light with unimaginable power harnessing the raw energy of the lightning bolt fuelled by a mysterious invisible force: science fiction fantasy or the design for a working light-sabre? Michio Kaku, Sci-Fi Science: Physics of the Impossible s1e8: How to Build a Light-Sabre
A shape-shifting body, atomic computing, powering a brain that might outsmart our own: the rise of the machines may be closer than you think. Michio Kaku, Sci-Fi Science: Physics of the Impossible s1e9: How to Build a Sci-Fi Robot
Learning the rules of an unpredictable world – that’s hard. ibid.
The strength of a hundred men, the ability to see through solid walls, and read minds, is every kid’s ultimate dream: superhero powers. Michio Kaku, Sci-Fi Science: Physics of the Impossible s1e10: How to Become a Superhero
Hurtling through the air at unimaginable speed in defiance of gravity. Changing direction at the blink of an eye without an engine of any kind. In the future there’s only one way to flyMichio Kaku, Sci-Fi Science: Physics of the Impossible s1e11: How to Build a Flying Saucer
Imagine a vehicle that flouts the laws of gravity. That could outrun jets and hover silently in midair … Flying saucers are the ultimate science fiction vehicles. ibid.
A missile-melting laser lattice, carbon tubes stronger than steel, combined into the ultimate armour. Michio Kaku, Sci-Fi Science: Physics of the Impossible s1e12: How to Build a Force Field