In the lavatory of the casualty department I stood beside Vaughan at the urinal stalls. I looked down at his penis, wondering if this too was scarred. The glans, propped between his index and centre fingers, carried a sharp notch, like a canal for surplus semen or vinal mucus. What part of some crashing car had marked his penis, and in what marriage of his orgasm and a chromium instrument panel? J G Ballard, Crash p91
He’s signalling to the bench with his groin. Mark Bright, football commentary
So stop looking at my breasts and start looking at my penis. The Office US s8e15: Tallahassee, Nellie, NBC 2011
Men and their cocks never cease to amaze me. Peaky Blinders s1e4, Polly, BBC 2013
Therapeutic aspiration: we’ll inject the needle into the side of the penis and draw the blood directly from the cavernosa. Ray Donovan s5e10, Bob the Builder, doctor solving Mickey’s priapism, Showtime 2017
Hucknall’s Cock Given Blue Plaque: Honour for Simply Red’s bell-end’s bell-end: The penis of ’80s heart-throb Mick Hucknall is to be honoured with a blue plaque, it was announced yesterday.
The flame-pubed sexual organ, which is thought to have been inserted into more than 3,000 women during the last 43 years, has been dubbed ‘a British institution well worth commemorating’ by senior members of English heritage. Viz magazine
J K Rowling is wrong: a woman can have a penis. Stella Creasy, Labour MP for Walthamstow, news 29 May 2022
No, it’s a fucking urban myth, like ghosts or large penises. What We Do in the Shadows s3e6: The Escape, Laszlo
The first problem is zero gravity or more accurately micro-gravity. The second problem is high-energy radiation ... According to at least one astronaut being in space produced what he called the Viagra effect ... NASA flight surgeons believe the redistribution of blood in micro-gravity is the cause. The Universe s3e4: Sex in Space, History 2008
A new anti-impotence drug just hit the market and doctors are already having a tough time keeping up with the patient demand for Viagra. Storyville: Keeping It Up: The Story of Viagra, TV news, BBC 2023
Viagra was a second sexual revolution. ibid. woman
As a lot of people, the whole world, knows I cut his penis off. There’s no way for me to candy-coat it. I just said it, right? I Cut Off His Penis: The Truth Behind the Headlines, ITV 2024
It’s 30 years since Lorena Bobbitt went on trial for cutting off her husband’s penis. But her case was just one of many. ibid. caption
Once upon a time in a city far far away [Salt Lake City, Utah] there was a man who built a multi-million-dollar business. The Great Erection Deception: The Stiff Night’s Story, ITV 2024
‘I never thought that I would be a criminal.’ ibid.
What happens when you cross a Mormon, a vegan, and an erectile dysfunction supplement? The answer is the jaw-dropping true story of Stiff Nights: Male Sexual Stimulant. There was a time when Stiff Nights was perhaps Viagra’s biggest rival. ibid.
Someone died. Someone went to jail. And someone did a runner. ibid.