24) III Nephi 17:15 And when he had said these words, he himself also knelt upon the earth; and behold he prayed unto the Father, and the things which he prayed cannot be written, and the multitude did bear record who heard him.
How convenient that Jesus’ prayer wasn’t recorded!
25) Mormon 2:14 And they did not come unto Jesus with broken hearts and contrite spirits, but they did curse God, and wish to die. Nevertheless they would struggle with the sword for their lives.
As close as Joseph Smith comes to humour. esias, board post 15th June 2015 ‘We Can Prove the Book of Mormon is Not True’
94,524. God’s mysterious masterstrokes flourish unworthy works of weak writing. The Book of Mormon is a terse, turgid, tangled collection of nineteenth-century assumptions, plagiarised unashamedly and plagued with anachronisms, lack of perspective, but prettified in seventeenth-century English to make you wonder where in their magic underwear Mormons keep their peep-stones of literary criticism. esias, from essay ‘Hi, I'm Elohim: The Trouble with God’