The metamorphosis is complete: Sam is an actual caveman. Trailer Park Boys s9e9: Sam Squamptches and Heli-Cocksuckers, Bubbles to Ricky
A high-speed chase involving three bears: it appears police are in hot pursuit. Trailer Park Boys s9e10, The Liquor Snurf, Channel 10 helicopter news
Jim, you’re like a father to me. A father I never had. ibid. Lahey
Best of all, my best friends are all here and outta jail. Trailer Park Boys s10e1: Freedom 45? Bubbles
There’s always hope. If you’ve got the money to pay for hope … I need to fight fire with money. Trailer Park Boys s10e2: You Want the Lot Fees? Suck Them Out of the Tip of My Fucking Cock, lawyer to boys
Randy, it’s no secret I never liked you. Trailer Park Boys s10e3: A Three Tiered Shit Dyke, Barbara
I’m so impressed. You finally stood up to Julian. Trailer Park Boys s10e4: Shit Covered Cave Teeth, Lucy
It’s only a gunshot. Calm the fuck down. ibid. Ricky
I’m not going to lie to you – can I borrow your car to do a truck heist? Trailer Park Boys s10e5: If You Don’t Believe It, It’s Not Real, Ricky to Lucy
I am involved with a trio of sexually deranged maniacal rug-munchers. ibid. Mr Lahey
It’s an all-inclusive resort now, buddy. Trailer Park Boys s10e6: All the Fuckin’ Dope You Can Smoke, Julian to Ricky
This is ridiculous. I need the wedding money back right now. Trailer Park Boys s10e7: Up in Smoke We Go, Ricky to Julian, with Bubbles
This is one of the best places in the motherfucking world, man. ibid. Snoop Dogg, interview Channel 10
The Silver Bling Cowboy – I’m like a cowboy but a gangster rapper. You know, a hybrid. Trailer Park Boys s10e8: The Super Bling Cowboy, Bubbles
I’m fucked up too. I might have to stay an extra day or two. Trailer Park Boys s10e9: Thugged Out Gangsta Shit, Snoop Dogg
When something major happens like Ricky getting shot, you realise who you’re friends are and why. Trailer Park Boys s10e10: Looks Like the Liquor Wins, Barbara
I’m at fucking war with the squirrels. People think they’re dumb but they’re not. The little fuckers even know how to masturbate. Trailer Park Boys s11e1: The Jack Your Cock Furry Whore Slut, Ricky
He’s turned. It’s too late for him now … He’s a walker zombley. He’s not going to eat my fucking family! Trailer Park Boys s11e2: The Walker Zombley, Ricky aims gun at sick Jacob
The suspects [Cory & Trevor] have entered the residence of Marguerite Murphy, a definite indicator of the suspicious criminal activity taking place in Sunnyvale trailer park. Trailer Park Boys s11e3: My Facking Balls, My Cock, My Hole or My Tits? Randy to camera
Assaulting a police officer with open liquor. Take him [Julian] away, boys. Trailer Park Boys s11e4: Darth Lahey, rozzer
Rick, save yourself. Join me. Help me to run Sunnyvale. You have no idea the power we’d have. ibid. Mr Lahey
Brace yourself, boys. Jim Lahey is my father. The real one. Trailer Park Boys s11e5: Flight of the Bumblecock, Ricky
How do you keep your bags so soft? Do you use any special creams or oils? Trailer Park Boys s11e6: How do You Keep Your Bag So Soft? faux doctor to Ricky
Maybe we’ll invite Jacob and Randy along and have a foursome. Trailer Park Boys s11e7: I Look Like a Fucking Dick! Mr Lahey to Ricky
Randy, you’ve got an opportunity to talk to the liquor. Take the fucking bottle. We’ve been given a wonderful gift, Randy. A wonderful gift. ’Cause the liquor has chosen us, Randy. Me and you, bud. Trailer Park Boys s11e8: A Liquor Captain Never Abandons a Sinking Shit Ship, Mr Lahey
Oh my fuck, boys, we killed Lahey and Randy. Trailer Park Boys s11e9: Oh My Fuck, Boys, We Killed Lahey & Randy, Bubbles cries
The liquor is supervising the park, Barb. Trailer Park Boys s11e10: The All You Can Eat Shit Buffet, Mr Lahey
Look at that – Green Bastard IPA. Selling a ton of that to people in the park. Business is booming. Trailer Park Boys s12e1: Chlamydia, Bubbles
Thanks for helping me see things more clearly. You’re really good at that. Trailer Park Boys s12e2: Godspeed My Muscular Friend, Ricky to Bubbles
I’m a little bit worried about Ricky and the sheer amount of masturbating he’s doing. Trailer Park Boys s12e3: The Cunt Word, Bubbles
Hello, can I get an extra large order of onion rings, er cheeseburger with two extra patties and six slices of cheese, two hot dogs with cheese and bacon, and a large popcorn with layered butter – and can you do four layers on that? Could you pouty up the rings, and give me two large beers and two ice-cream sandwiches. You want anything, Mr Lahey? Trailer Park Boys s12e4: All the Shit I Need
I can call the cops and bring them in here to take care of things or you can come to me at the end of the day with a thousand bucks cash. Your choice. Trailer Park Boys s12e5: Happy Birthday Bubbles, security boss to Julian
Julian, the sexiest man in Sunnyvale, is fucking going to go to jail for seven fucking years unless we can come up with $10,000 in the next couple of hours. Trailer Park Boys s12e6: Flow Me the Money, Ricky on megaphone
Freedom 35: that’s what the beer should be called. Boys, it’s something we’ve been trying to achieve our entire lives and because of this fucking beer, I think we’ll finally make it this time. Trailer Park Boys s12e7: Big Cock, Julian
We want everyone working together for the betterment of Sunnyvale as a team. Trailer Park Boys s12e8: Will You For to be Fucking Married to Me? Randy to Bubbles
Julian: How we just going to come up with $50,000?
Bubbles: Well that’s really a technicality at this point, isn’t it? Trailer Park Boys s12e9: Angel Shit Sent Down From Jesus God
Ricky and Julian are my new partners and we are very happy to announce that as of today Freedom 35 is going to be available right across Canada. And you guys are all going to be a part of the new company. Trailer Park Boys s12e10: Fuckin’ Fucked Out of Our Tiny Minds, Bubbles to Sunnyvale residents
Listen to him [Julian] back there – Donald Trump. Trailer Park Boys: Dear Santa Claus, Go Fuck Yourself, Bubbles re Julian’s Christmas lights competition, Netflix 2004
You should be getting drunk and stoned with your friends and family – people that you love. ibid. Ricky’s Christmas sermon
Ricky: Dad, you saw Lucy naked?
Ray: Down at the Gentlemen’s club, Rick. Trailer Park Boys: The Movie, 2006
I know what I’m doing. I’ve watched movies like Casino, or Goodfellas, a bunch of Robert De Niro films – Heat – you know, they do a big job and then they sit on the money for a little while. And that’s the key because you start flashing money around right out of the gate, you’re going to go back to jail. Trailer Park Boys: Say Goodnight to the Bad Guys, Julian, 2008
Here I am – paradise. Got everything I want but it doesn’t add up to shit. ’Cause I fell in love with the wrong man. Be careful who you love. Trailer Park Boys: Countdown to Liquor Day, Mr Lahey, 2009
Baked Bean Supper And Bingo. ibid. stolen church sign
Bubbles, do you want to go on a date or something? ibid. Jenny
The internet contest we entered, Ricky. Rush’s biggest fan. We won … We’re going to see Rush in Ireland! Trailer Park Boys: Live in Fuckin’ Dublin, Netflix 2014