We travel from trailer park to trailer park spreading the good news. Trailer Park Boys s2e5: The Bible Pimp, Bible salesman
I feel stupid; I wish I could be smart like everybody else for a change. Trailer Park Boys s2e6: Never Trust a Man With No Shirt On, Ricky
No-one’s burning any dope here. ibid. Julian
That trailer’s packed with evidence and we gotta get rid of it. Trailer Park Boys s2e7: The Bare Pimp Project, Julian to Ricky
126,031. Look, let’s just pretend we’re adults here for a moment please. ibid. Mr Lahey
I heard you know we could get in a lot of trouble for having like dope and guns. ibid. Bubbles
Just look at this place; it’s like a palace. Trailer Park Boys s3e1: The Kiss of Freedom, Bubbles
All I want to do is open up a few semi-legit businesses to make money. ibid. Julian
Money’s turned you guys into idiots. ibid. Bubbles
You haven’t started the recycling programme. The park is a complete mess. Trailer Park Boys s3e2: Temporary Relief Assistant Trailer Park Supervisor, Barbara
It’s my eyes holding me back. ibid. Bubbles
We gotta major crime alert here – it’s a 1035 – bootlegging. ibid. Mr Lahey to Ricky
The best thing we can do is still break the law but do it on a lower type scale sort of thing. Trailer Park Boys s3e3: If I Can’t Smoke & Swear, I’m Fucked, Ricky
We gonna open up a little gas station here in the park. ibid. Julian
I’m the microphone assassin … Trailer Park Boys s3e4: Who’s the Microphone Assassin? J-Roc’s new CD
Me and Julian are never going back to jail again. And one of the ways we’re gonna do that is we’re gonna do like some semi-legal stuff … ibid. Ricky
You gotta spend money to make money. ibid. Julian
Check this out, man. You are gonna headline a Rap concert today. ibid. Julian to J-Roc
Lehey, can you please get the flying fuck out of our way; we gotta go get Rush tickets. Trailer Park Boys s3e5: Closer to the Heart
How many times do I have to say it – no stealing inside the park. Trailer Park Boys s3e6: Where in the Fuck is Randy’s Barbecue?
No bike ramps in Sunnyvale Trailer Park. ibid. Mr Lahey
It’s fine. Let’s just go to the liquor store. Trailer Park Boys s3e7: The Delusions of Officer Jim Lahey, Randy
Officer Jim Lahey is back on the job. ibid. Mr Lahey
This wheel will fit on daddy’s car. Trailer Park Boys s3e8: A Shit Leopard Can’t Change Its Spots, Ricky to Trinity
Sometimes jail’s better than this place. ibid. Ricky
Ricky is the trailer park supervisor now and Bubbles is his assistant. Trailer Park Boys s4e1: Never Cry Shitwolf, Sarah
I gotta go home have a few drinks. ibid. Julian
Ricky’s got the whole place wrapped in tin foil. Trailer Park Boys s4e2: A Man’s Gotta Eat, Bubbles
You’re not thinking of going back on the street are you, Randy? ibid. Mr Lahey
We’re not gonna buy an island, we’re gonna buy the trailer park. ibid. Julian
You gonna help me steal some furniture: it’s the least you can do. Trailer Park Boys s4e3: Rub ‘n’ Tiz’zug, Julian
Today I’m having community day. And it’s gonna kick ass too. Trailer Park Boys s4e4: The Green Bastard, Ricky
I’ve kind of hit the bottom of the barrel lately. ibid. Mr Lahey to Barbara
Holy fuck! A wrestling ring! This is awesome, Ricky … I’m gonna get my green bastard suit on. ibid. Bubbles
We’re traying to get the community to take responsibility for itself. Trailer Park Boys s4e5: Conky, My Lahey
Remember, he’s only a doll, OK? Just ignore him. ibid. Julian
Since Randy and I have been back in charge we’re making great strides in collecting the back rent and beautifying Sunnyvale. Trailer Park Boys s4e6: If You Love Something, Set It Free, Mr Lahey
We’re taking him [cougar] back to the trailer park and putting him through rehab. ibid. Bubbles
I’ve got a bad feeling something’s gonna happen today; there’s just so much stress with the dope and the Snoopy Dogg thing … Trailer Park Boys s4e7: Propane, Propane, Ricky
Fucking Lehey blew me up. Trailer Park Boys s4e8: Working Man, Ricky
I don’t wanna hurt anybody except Ricky. ibid. Mr Lahey
I’ve been here too many times and you know the thrill’s gone. Trailer Park Boys s5e1: Give Peace a Chance, Julian
You can’t come within fifty feet of Corey and Trevor. ibid. rozzer
I smoke a lot of dope and I get drunk, and there’s nothing wrong with that. Trailer Park Boys s5e2: The Shit Puppets, Ricky
I need your car and I need your gun. ibid. Julian
Basically, we’re heating the hash up and we’re gonna lay it out on the drive and roll it out … This seems a little fucked, if you ask me. Trailer Park Boys s5e3: The Fuckin’ Way She Goes, Ricky
I was cooking French fries and I burnt his fucking trailer down. Trailer Park Boys 5e4: You Got to Blame the Thing Up Here, Bubbles
We’re going to sell this [driveway of dope] and we’ll all gonna have trailers. ibid. Julian
I’m not cool enough to shoot your gun, Julian. ibid. Trevor
There’s nothing wrong with BLTs and getting drunk. Trailer Park Boys s5e5: Jim Lehey is a Fuckin’ Drunk & He Always Will Be, Ray
Trinity, stop the car right now. I’m impounding this vehicle. ibid. Mr Lahey
I’m gonna go put my spacesuit on, boys. ibid. Bubbles with rocket
I mean nobody wants to admit they eat nine cans of ravioli. Trailer Park Boys s5e6: Don’t Cross the Shitline, Ricky
I really don’t want to be in another one of J-Roc’s Grease films. ibid. Bubbles
Don’t let this school shit distract you, OK. You’re here for one reason only and that’s to sell drugs, OK. Trailer Park Boys s5e7: The Winds of Shit, Julian
Let me fix the brakes for my daughter and then I’ll help you with the hash. Trailer Park Boys s5e8: Dressed All Over & Zesty Mordant, Ricky
I think her getting taken away by the cops is good for her; she’ll learn from that; she’ll probably be a better kid because of it. ibid. Ricky
My whole family’s in jail; I’ve got to get them out. Trailer Park Boys s5e9, I am the Liquor
You know about the hash driveway? ibid. Trevor to Mr Lehey & Randy
Randy, I am the liquor. ibid. Mr Lahey
Boys, I’m going to have a meltdown here. ibid. Bubbles
It’s already started, Randy my good friend: the shit blizzard. Trailer Park Boys s5e10: The Shit Blizzard, Mr Lahey
Looks like we’ve got a gun fight on our hands here, boys. ibid. Julian