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  Oak Island (I)  ·  Oak Island (II)  ·  Oakland  ·  Oath  ·  Obama, Barack  ·  Obelisk  ·  Obese & Obesity  ·  Obey & Obedience  ·  Objects  ·  Obligation  ·  Observation  ·  Obsession  ·  Occult  ·  Ocean  ·  Odds  ·  Offence & Offense & Offend  ·  Offer  ·  Office & The Office (TV)  ·  Ohio  ·  Oil  ·  Oklahoma  ·  Oklahoma Bombing  ·  Old & Old Age & Elderly  ·  Old Testament  ·  Olympics & Olympic Games  ·  Oman  ·  Opera  ·  Operation Paperclip & Nazi Rat Line & Odessa File  ·  Operations & Projects  ·  Opinion & Opinion Polls  ·  Opioids & Opiates & Opium  ·  Opportunity  ·  Opposition  ·  Oppression  ·  Optimism  ·  Opus Dei  ·  Oral Sex  ·  Order  ·  Oregon  ·  Organisation  ·  Organise  ·  Orgasm  ·  Orthodox  ·  Orthodox Church  ·  Osiris  ·  Ossuary  ·  Ottomans & Ottoman Empire  ·  Ouija & Ouija Board  ·  Owe  ·  Oxycodone & Oxycontin  ·  Oxygen  

★ Office & The Office (TV)

I saw all your hard drives and guess what?  [gestures to Ryan] You’re not a photographer.  [gestures to Kelly] And you definitely can’t fit into a size two.  Darryl, man, you're on Facebook.  Why you been telling people you’re not on Facebook?  People want to be your friend, man!  Alright?  And you.  [points to Andy]  This guy, you’re the one who told the press.  You wrote an email to the editor.  I saw it, and I also saw a QuickTime movie of your little printer fire test on your hard drive.  This guy's the snitch, he’s the snitch.  So that’s it.  Check it out.  [gives finger and leaves] The Office US s6e26: Whistleblower, Nick

 

 

Gabe is awesome.  He’s accomplished so much career-wise and height-wise.  Thank God he is my boss.  The Office US s7e1: Nepotism, Erin

 

There are many different schools of thought on capital punishment.  ibid.  Michael  

 

 

I’m glad Michael’s getting help.  He has a lot of issues and he’s stupid.  The Office US s7e2: Counselling, Phyllis

 

Disposable cameras are fun, although it does seem wasteful and you don’t ever get to see your pictures.  ibid.  Erin

 

There are a lot of one-person departments here.  ibid.  Pam

 

 

Women cannot resist a man singing show tunes.  It’s so powerful, even a lot of men can’t resist a man singing show tunes.  The Office US s7e3: Andy's Play, Andy  

 

All that singing got in the way of some perfectly good murders.  ibid.  Dwight

 

 

Hi, Donna.  It’s Michael.  I have a disease for which there is no known cure.  The Office US s7e4: Sex Ed, Michael

 

It didn’t come up organically.  ibid.

 

Today is about herpes.  ibid.  Dwight to Michael in car

 

 

He’s not just here for the coffee, Jim.  Wake up.  The Office US s7e5: The Sting, Dwight to Jim

 

 

Including costume contest, bobbing for apples and ouija board.  The Office US s7e6: Costume Contest, Michael

 

The whole going-over-my-head-gate is making people act weird.  The chain of command is crumbling.  ibid.  Michael to Darryl

  

 

The paper industry’s not going to last for ever.  The Office US s7e7: Christening, Michael

 

 

He cooks in the oven and all that jazz; I have a different lifestyle.  The Office US s7e8: Viewing Party, Michael

 

I have a legal obligation to Angela; she has to be serviced.  ibid.  Dwight  

 

 

Yes, I have a dream, and it’s not some MLK dream for equality.  I want to own a decommissioned lighthouse.  And I want to live at the top.  And nobody knows I live there.  And there’s a button that I can press and launch that lighthouse into space.  The Office US s7e9: WUPHF.com, Stanley

 

 

Owning a building is a war between the landlord and the tenant.  Not a literal war, unfortunately, but I am using the same tactics.  I’ve surrounded the enemy and I’m slowly starving them.  To save on electricity, I’ve installed a timer and motion sensors on the lights.  It’s part of my green initiative.  And by green, I mean money.  The Office US s7e10: China, Dwight

 

 

That’s what every boss wants: a wonderful Christmas with no drama.  The Office US s7e11&12: Classy Christmas, Michael

 

I have a wig for every single person in the office.  ibid.  Dwight

 

All this arguing reminds me of a very funny story.  ibid.  Michael

 

 

You know what you guys should do?  Go to the bookstore at lunch.  There’s tons of cuties and it’s easy to talk to them.  ‘Hey, what book is that?  Cool, let’s hang out tonight.  Sex already?  Whoa.’  [cuts to Darryl in interview]  My resolution is to read more.  And if someone else is driving me to the bookstore, I can eat my PB&J in the car.  2011 is coming up all Darryl.  The Office US s7e13: The Ultimatum

 

 

Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples.  A butt, two kneecaps, a penis.  I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster.  And the reward for its capture?  All the riches in Scotland.  So I have one question: Why are you here?  The Office US s7e14: The Seminar, Creed

 

 

Holly is ruining Michael’s life.  He thinks she is so special and she’s so not.  Her personality is like a 3.  Her sense of humor is a 2.  Her ears are like a 7 and a 4.  Add it all up and what do you get?  16.  And he treats her like she’s a perfect 40.  It’s nuts.  The Office US s7e15: The Search, Erin

 

You drive.  I got a car full of fox meat.  ibid.  Dwight    

 

 

Holly and I are like Romeo and Juliet, and the office is like the dragon that kept them apart.  The Office US s7e16: PDA, Michael  

 

Public Displays of Affection, or PDAs.  ibid.  Holly

 

 

I am a huge Woody Allen fan, although I’ve only seen Antz.  But I’ll tell you something.  What I respect most about that man is that when was going through that stuff from the press that said Antz was basically a rip-off of Bug’s Life, he stood true to his films, or at least the one I saw, which again is Antz.  The thing is, I thought Bug’s Life was better.  Much better than Antz.  Point is, don’t listen to your critics.  Listen to your fans.  The Office US s7e17: Threat Level Midnight, Michael

 

 

I had shirts in five different women’s houses.  The Office US s7e18: Todd Packer, Todd to Michael

 

Packer is back!  ibid.  

 

Packer’s going to be here till the day he dies just like the rest of us.  ibid.

 

 

83,820.  Michael – you’ve had two ideas today.  The Office US s7e19: Garage Sale, Pam

 

 

Michael, the last time I was exposed to a peanut I was itchy for three days, OK?  I had to take baths constantly.  I missed the O J verdict.  I had to read about it in the paper like an idiot.  The Office US s7e20: Training Day, Deangelo  

 

 

The Dundies are my babies and they need to go on.  The Office US s7e21: Michael’s Last Dundies, Michael

 

Where were you on September 11th?  ibid.  DeAngelo

 

 

OK, no salami in the pants.  How about a Peperami?  The Office US s7e22: Goodbye Michael, Michael to Dwight      

 

You sold us all on Andy, a product nobody wanted.  ibid.  

 

There’s not enough time in the day to have a special moment with everyone.  ibid.

 

What a great boss you turned out to be.  The best boss I ever had.  ibid.  Jim  

 

 

Andy: Oh, there’s an inner circle.  Oh yeah.

 

Jim: There is no inner circle.  Deangelo just prefers to delegate a few things to a few guys.

 

Kevin: Jim only says that because he’s in the inner circle.  I also say that because I am also in the inner circle.  Did you get that, Ma?  Your boy, Kevin Malone, is IN the inner circle!  Which doesn’t exist.  The Office US s7e23: Inner Circle

 

 

Nor will you foment insurrection.  The Office US s7e24: Dwight K Schrute (Acting Manager), Dwight

 

You’re pre-fired.  ibid.  Dwight

 

 

Basically everything is falling apart here.  The Office US s7e25&26: Search Committee, Creed

 

Video: Name: David Brent.  Occupation: Inspirer.  Status: None of your business ... When do I start?  ibid.        

 

Zen Office – thought of that?  ibid.  Nellie

 

I will run this branch or I will destroy this branch.  ibid.  Dwight

 

 

Hey, Robert, we have that 9.30 a.m. casual chit-chat scheduled.  The Office US s8e1: The List, Andy

 

 

How’s the sales doubling project going?  The Office US s8e2: The Incentive, Andy  

 

You give us points and then we redeem those points for prizes.  ibid.  Pam  

 

 

Until we have a new crew let’s get some volunteers for warehouse duty.  The Office US s8e3: Lotto, Andy

 

 

It’s not a picnic, Phyllis; it’s a garden party.  The Office US s8e4: Garden Party   

 

 

Every Halloween I tell them the same thing: you can’t bring weapons into the office.  The Office US s8e5: Spooked, Toby

 

 

Simply end the mistakes.  The Office US s8e6: Doomsday, Robert to Andy

 

 

It’s one of the most common fetishes.  The Office US s8e7: Pam’s Replacement, Gabe to pregnant Pam  

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