Five hours they let me out for these funerals – I gotta spend it being maudlin? It’s a beautiful day. The Sopranos s5e7: In Camelot, Uncle Junior to Tony, HBO 2004
This fucking shit. What’s the point? I can’t take it any more. ibid. Uncle Junior weeps at funeral
Are you one of those already planning your funeral? We meet relatives with serious concerns about how some funeral plans are being sold. And bereaved families left to deal with added distress. Tonight: Pay Now Die Later: Funerals Uncovered, ITV 2018
1.3 million people have a funeral plan. It’s a fast growing business. ibid.
We found evidence of worrying problems … Some sales staff aren’t always as clear as they could be … Fees aren’t the only potential pitfall. ibid.
The cost of British funerals: have we been paying too much? Is it the end for traditional funerals? Does the industry need better regulation? And do we need a more open discussion about dying? Tonight: Funerals: The True Cost? ITV 2020
Whether this billion-pound business is good value for money. ibid.
Funeral costs: what is the price of dying? Can we afford to give loved-ones the send-off they deserve? And how we can save money and avoid getting ripped off … The cost of funerals is on the rise again. Tonight: Funeral Costs: The Price of Dying, ITV 2024
Margaret Thatcher shouldn’t have a state funeral … It wasn’t officially a state funeral. That would have been fucking great, wouldn’t it? On the side of the coffin: sponsored by Gas. Mark Thomas, interview Richard Herring, Leicester Square Theatre, Youtube 1.29.01
The River Thames, January 1806: All of London has turned out to witness the most elaborate funeral procession in living memory. A broken body is being escorted home with the pomp and ceremony usually reserved for royalty. The man who three months ago gave his life in his hour of triumph at the Battle of Trafalgar is laid to rest with a state funeral at St Paul’s cathedral. And in this moment, Admiral Lord Horatio Nelson becomes a cult figure, representing for many victory and glory. Nelson: Britain’s Great Naval Hero, Channel 5 2020
On the day of Prince Philip’s funeral there were blue skies with Windsor Castle bathed in sunshine. In a stripped-back service, the small number allowed to attend were forced to sit apart. 2021: The Queen’s Terrible Year, news, BBC 2021
Whatever the barrow held
Once, has been taken away:
A hollow of nettles and dock
Lies at the centre, filled
With rain from a sky so grey
It reflects nothing at all.
I poke in the crumbled rock
For something they left behind
But after that funeral
There is nothing at all to find. Anthony Thwaite, The Owl in the Tree
April 1987: for three days police and Republicans clashed on the streets of Belfast over an IRA funeral. But the battle lines weren’t as clear as they seemed. Not everyone working for the security forces was in uniform. The Troubles: A Secret History IV, BBC 2019
‘When I called I was told that the funeral plans didn’t exist, that Barry Stevenson had defrauded them.’ The Big Swindle s1e2: The Fake Funeral Fraud
Two weeks after their meeting, Barry Stevenson presents Beatrice Russell with details of her funeral plan. ibid. caption
A court date is set for January 2022 but Barry absconds and the police issues a warrant for his arrest. ibid.
Barry Stevenson pleads guilty to defrauding customers of just over £130,000 in a scam running between 2013 and 2019. ibid.
So the idea is I’m sort of immersed into this world, this funeral directors, right, in Nottingham. Stacey Dooley: Inside the Undertakers, BBC 2023
I just want to live for ever which I appreciate is not on the cards. ibid.
A W Lymn: At the heart of the community for five generations. The family-run business has 21 branches and undertakes 3,500 funerals every year. ibid.
I’ve got an irrational fear of the inevitable. ibid.