Two AA meetings and suddenly you’re the expert on honesty. Killing Eve s2e7: Wide Awake, Eve to Villanelle
We need to know not just what he’s selling but who he’s selling to. ibid. Carolyn
I want the recipe to your shepherd’s pie. ibid. Villanelle to Niko
Eve Polastri – do the Secret Service really pay that badly? I would have found you something a bit more exciting that cleaning my house if I had known. Killing Eve s2e8: You’re Mine, Peele
Eve: Why did I come here?
Villanelle: Because you wanted to save me. And you did. ibid.
I warned you. You shouldn’t have listened. ibid. Konstantin to Villanelle
You’ll feel better soon. I’ll look after you. ibid. Villanelle to Eve
Carolyn: Apparently, I’ve lost their trust.
MI6 agent: Is that something you’ve ever wanted to find? Killing Eve s3e1, BBC 2020
You shouldn’t leave your front door open considering the amount of people who are trying to kill you. ibid. Kenny
I know you think I’m a self-serving prick and maybe I am but, Carolyn, your son has just died. Killing Eve s3e2, work colleague
Just so you know, I’m kind of a big deal in this industry. ibid. Eve to new recruit
Kenny and I were looking into an international organisation … They’re called the 12. And they’ve infiltrated governments and organisations all over the world. We don’t know what their end-game is but we do know they’ve been responsible for a significant number of international murders. Killing Eve s3e3: Meetings Have Biscuits, Eve
I want to smell like a Roman centurion who’s come across an old foe who in battle once hurt him greatly. ibid. Villanelle commissions perfume
They need to discuss your new contract. Holiday pay, benefits, etc. (Spy & Assassinations & Contract) Killing Eve s3e4: Still Got It, overseer
Relative: … They don’t want us to know the Earth is flat.
Eve: Ha! Ha-ha-ha! You’re serious?
Relative: … There is a secret organisation that make influence on every government in the world …
Relative #2: And you know what they are? Lizards.
Relative #1: This man in England – David Icke – you know David Icke? Very smart … Killing Eve s3e5: Are You From Pinner?
She will be a great big ball-ache. She will make your life a total nightmare. Killing Eve s3e6, Maciek to Eve, over hospitalised body of Niko
I wanted to tell you face to face that your request has been successful. It’s official. To Villanelle! [raises glass of champagne] … the Keeper. ibid. Keeper lady
But if it’s The Twelve, Eve, does it really matter who? Just be very careful of Dasha. She was the KGB’s top assassin. Until she killed one of her own. That’s why she was exiled. ibid. Carolyn
Are you? Working for them, Paul? [closes door] Are you? ibid. Carolyn acquires new office
You don’t have to do this. I already know you are scary. ibid. Konstantin to Carolyn
Whoever ordered that hit is who we want. Have you any idea who would want that woman dead? It means the job description’s changed. Find out who gave that order, what ever it takes. ibid. Paul to Konstantin
She [Villanelle] is the perfect killing machine … She’s moving up in the world. You’ll never touch her now. ibid. Dasher to Eve at the bowling alley
Give me another job. I’ll take Dasha … God, you’re sexy. Killing Eve s3e7, Villanelle to scary 12 lady
Villanelle is rising up the ranks. She is our best chance of getting to them. ibid. Eve to Carolyn
Villanelle is rising up the ranks. She is our best chance of getting to them. Don’t pretend that I’m the only one. You have your own thing going on with Villanelle. For all I know, you have a direct line. ibid.
To compile a comprehensive Filofax on despots, maniacs and extremists in case we want to throw a Christmas bash. It’s what we do, isn’t it? ibid. Carolyn to Eve
You can’t get raided twice in a day. It’s a rule. ibid. Eve to clerk
I killed so many Americans in Cold War, you could make giant greasy tapestry out of them. They were less fat then but just so loud. ibid. Dasha to Villanelle
Carolyn: What do you want, Eve?
Villanelle: I want to know what the canteen’s like. Killing Eve s3e8: Are You Leading Or Am I? *****
Carolyn: You want to kill for us now? I’m confused. What would you do for us?
Villanelle: Spy stuff … I can change. ibid.
I’ve come to realise that one cannot destroy The Twelve. ibid. Carolyn to Eve & Villanelle
Woman in church: I don’t know how you can be so good all the time.
Villanelle: I don’t have a choice. Killing Eve s4e1: Just Dunk Me, BBC 2022
Grief makes us strangers. Even to ourselves. ibid. Russian dude
There’s been a spate of murders. All of them tortured, none of them solved. ibid. Carolyn to Eve
I’m here to guide you. I’m your spiritual guru. Killing Eve s4e2: Don’t Get Eaten, Jesus to Villanelle
I’m a bad person who’s trying to be good. ibid. Villanelle
3 suspected members of the 12 murdered so far, all of them by sadistic torture. I may have found us a fourth. Well, how might be a more pertinent question. A man was found dead in a farm. Killing Eve s4e3: A Rainbow in Beige Boots, Carolyn
I want therapy. No. No. You’re going to call in sick. What do you know about me? Are you flattering me? I don’t like the way I feel. Like Shit. All of the time. I want you to fix that. ibid. Villanelle
My girlfriend just dumped me over the phone … Can I offer you a glass of wine? … ibid. Eve
Because the scorpion can’t change its nature. I should have done this when we first met. ibid.
Konstantin: What are you good at?
Pam: Embalming. Killing Eve s4e4: It’s Agony & I’m Ravenous
Janice was just a front. As was almost everything else you thought you knew about me. Killing Eve s4e5: Don’t Get Attached, Carolyn
Because, Lars, the artist formerly known as Johann, you have no choice. Someone is brutally torturing your peers and you’re next. Killing Eve s4e6: Take Me to the Hole! Carolyn
Villanelle: What are you going to do to him?
Assassin: Fillet him. (Spy & Assassinations) Killing Eve s4e7: I Don’t Want to be Free
The Twelve operates in cells. And those cells are kept entirely separate from each other. However, I found out this: that the leadership do meet up occasionally. ibid. Carolyn to Vlad
Eve, all we can do in life is try to find some joy in the little things. ibid.
I’ll protect you. Because the Twelve will make you do terrible things. You are so much better than the life that’s planned for you. ibid. Konstantin to young assassin
Stranger: So how did you guys meet?
Eve: She stalked me. Killing Eve s4e8: Hello, Losers
One of her organs is inside of him and they still can’t piss in front of each other. ibid. Villanelle
Finally, the head honcho of The Twelve in London. ibid. Carolyn
The Soviet Union March 1953: a brutal wave of terror is unleashed. Its architect the dictator Joseph Stalin who’s already killed thirty million Soviet citizens suddenly falls into a coma. Those surrounding his bed each have a motive to want him dead … New evidence suggests that someone in this room may have killed Stalin. Who Killed Stalin? PBS 2019
Why did the ultra-parnaoid leader leave himself vulnerable in his sleep by telling his bodyguards to go to bed? Why did his most senior ministers deprive Stalin of medical assistance for twelve hours? And why did the official announcement of his death omit crucial medical details? ibid.
‘No warning, nothing said, no screams, nothing, just the shots.’ This Week: Death on the Rock, witness, Thames TV 1988
‘From a distance of about four feet and that the firing was continuous.’ ibid.
The killing by the SAS of three IRA terrorists in Gibraltar has provoked intense debate. ibid.