Freud said ‘Dreams are wishes’. The Sopranos s4e11: Calling All Cars, Dr Melfi to Tony
I’m a fat fucking crook from New Jersey. ibid. Tony to Dr Melfi
She can be a moody bitch. The Sopranos s4e12: Eloise, Tony to Furio in car
You’re only as good as your last envelope. ibid. Silvio
On some level she may feel unfulfilled. ibid. Tony to daughter
We’re going to take out Carmine Lupertazze. The Sopranos s4e13: Whitecaps, Tony to Chris
I used to fuck your husband. Tony loves me, you know ... He’s been sleeping with my cousin. ibid. Irina’s call to Carmela
You have made a fool of me for years with these whores. ibid. Carmela to Tony
You’ve had quite a time on my watch. ibid.
Don’t worry. I’m going to Hell when I die. ibid. Tony to Carmela
The last year I have been dreaming and fantasising and in love with Furio. ibid. Carmela to Tony
At first I did find him a little sexy. Dangerous alpha male. The Sopranos s5e1: Two Tonys, shrink to shrink
I’m not going to go out with you, OK? ibid. Dr Melfi to Tony
You’re a fucking cunt. ibid. Tony to Dr Melfi
The class of 2004: old rats on a new ship. The Sopranos s5e2: Rat Pack, Uncle Junior
I’m going to be a licensed massage therapist. ibid. Tony Blundetto
Six months and Bobby still hasn’t found my rosebud. ibid. Janice
Things have changed around here; I’m the boss of this fucking Family. ibid. Tony to Tony Blundetto
What the fuck is wrong with you? The man is trying to go straight. ibid. Tony to Chris
Here he is – Mr Clean. The Sopranos s5e3: Where’s Johnny? Tony re Tony Blundetto
I’m serious about this massage therapy. I told my cousin I want to stay a civilian. ibid. Tony Blundetto
Woman: I’m sorry. I’ll pay you OK. I’ll do anything you want. I’ll suck your cock OK. All of you guys.
Phil: Suck our cocks? Is she any good? ibid.
What I was thinking was three bosses – a triumver-thing like Caesar – Carmine, Johnny and you. ibid. Tony
Fuck you, copper. I know my rights. ibid. Uncle Junior
You don’t know the half of it when it comes to us. ibid. Tony to Janice
There’s plenty I’d like to forget. ibid. Uncle Junior
I’m still the Boss of this Family. Despite any arrangements. ibid. Uncle Junior to Tony
You just have a bunch of flunkies. The Sopranos s5e4: All Happy Families, Carmela to Tony
What went on up there? Poppers and weird sex. ibid. Tony to AJ
The whole world is gonna be under our control, so what you worked up about? The Sopranos s5e5: Irregular Around The Margins, Chris to Adriana
Tony: Fuck ’em all.
Dr Melfi: This is something you’re contemplating? ibid.
Now I look like Joe Jerkoff. ibid. Chris
I’m sick of this prejudice against ex-cons. The Sopranos s5e6: Sentimental Education, Tony Blundetto
Now you got nothing. ibid. Tony to AJ
Some people don’t realise what massage involves. ibid. Tony Blundetto
It’s demoralising. That a son of mine might think of calling in the authorities. ibid. Tony
I want you to involve me in your life a little. ibid. mother to son
I had sex with that man. ibid. Carmela’s confession
Sneaking around is half the fun. ibid. Carmela to friend
Five hours they let me out for these funerals – I gotta spend it being maudlin? It’s a beautiful day. The Sopranos s5e7: In Camelot, Uncle Junior to Tony
She drove him into that woman’s arms, my mother. ibid. Tony to Dr Melfi
Your father used to bring me flowers all the time. Flowers and lingerie. ibid. Tony’s father’s mistress Fran to Tony
Is this Pulp Fiction? ibid. Chris’s friend to Chris
This fucking shit. What’s the point? I can’t take it any more. ibid. Uncle Junior weeps at funeral
There’s no chemical solution to a spiritual problem. ibid. Chris to friend
Just the idea of having a family party in the backyard without Tony there manning the grill, playing host, it wouldn’t be the same. The Sopranos s5e8: Marco Polo, Carmela
At our age it’s enough surprise every day when we get up in the morning, right? ibid.
Where the fuck did you get the balls? ... I had high hopes when you got out. The Sopranos s5e9: Unidentified Black Males, Tony to Tony Blundetto
I’m filing for divorce. ibid. Carmela to Tony
You want money? How about my forty grand you stole out of the bird feeder? ibid. Tony to Carmela
They bring certain modes of conflict resolution back from the old country. ibid. Meadow to boyfriend
I got up this morning, the depression just washed over me. ibid. Tony to Dr Melfi
You’re just a bunch of losers! The Sopranos s5e10: Cold Cuts, aggressive mums at children’s football match
Pay the fine, and not turn us into one of your causes célèbre! ibid. Tony to Janice
This is not an isolated incident. They won’t let you shop up at the corner any more ... This was a nice house. Peaceful I don’t know. There wasn’t all this shouting and tension ... ibid. Bobby to Janice
Why revenge all the time? ... Your mother? What about your father? You never saw her chop off someone’s finger. ibid. Dr Melfi
A lot of anger is self-importance. ibid. Janice to Tony
I didn’t realise I was being a jerk-off. ibid. Chris
I’m talking about annihilation, you stupid fuck. ibid. Tony attacks
Why the fuck does this shit always happen to me? The Sopranos s5e11: The Test Dream, Tony
He was staring straight at me; he didn’t look dead. ibid. Tony
Either you deliver that prick to my door or I will rain a shit-storm down on you and your family like you have never fucking seen. The Sopranos s5e12: Long Term Parking, Johnny Sack to Tony
You know I could take him out in a second, that fat fuck. ibid. Chris
He don’t do drugs any more; he just deals. ibid. Adriana to rozzers
Poverty is a great motivator. The Sopranos s5e13: All Due Respect, Carmela to Tony
We are a Family. ibid. Tony to gang
You never know about people. ibid. Tony to Carmela
You want me to be honest? The favouritism Tony still shows for our fucking cousin after what he’s done? ibid. Chris
What’s it all about? Why don’t you illuminate me. ibid. Tony
With all due respect, you got no fucking idea what it’s like to be number one. Every decision you make affects every facet of every fucking thing. It’s too much to deal with almost. At in the end you’re completely alone with it all. ibid. Tony
All my choices were wrong. ibid.