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My house is basically a trailer. I live a circus lifestyle. I’m always moving. It’s not always easy for people that live with me, but that’s the path I chose. Nicolas Cage
I don’t think the government should be in the trailer-park business. I don’t think they know how to run a trailer park. Billy Graham
I don’t even think I was quite a year old. My mother was maybe seven months pregnant with my little brother. I was sucked out of her arms, and she landed 75 yards away from our trailer and had a ruptured disc. The tornado set me down on top of this pile of corrugated lumber and scrap metal. Ernest Cline
Where I did end up was another sort of hell – a so-called mobile home on this dilapidated caravan site. Undercover Britain: Hell on Wheels, Channel 4 1995
Conditions are disgusting and frequently dangerous. ibid.
The sewage was regularly sprayed on a field in the middle of the site. ibid.
The place is beginning to get to me and I do feel depressed. ibid.
Today is a special day. I’ve been looking forward to this day for the past eighteen months. Trailer Park Boys s1e1: Take Your Little Gun and Get Out of My Trailer Park, Julian, Showtime 2001
I’m going to live a good clean life. I’ve matured now. ibid.
There’s this guy named Cyrus; he just moved in here. There’s nothing we could do about it. ibid.
I’m just doing a little documentary thing. ibid. Julian to Bubbles
There’s a potential shootout that’s going be happening in the Trailer Park tonight. ibid. Jim Lahey
I’ll kill every one of ya. Trailer Park Boys s1e2: Fuck Community College, Let’s Get Drunk and Eat Chicken Fingers, Ricky
Well I’ve been out of jail for a week now … ibid. Julian
Ricky, life isn’t about getting drunk and eating chicken fingers all the time. ibid.
You make things clear. ibid. Ricky to Julian
I gotta have my dope operation up and running next week. ibid. Ricky
Mr Lahey’s got my porno tape! Trailer Park Boys s1e3: My Lahy’s Got My Video Tape, caption
He’s growing marijuana in his car. ibid. belly boy
I’m really frisky. ibid. Bubbles in porn film
Testicle difficulty. Stand by. ibid. shooting porno film
I’ll do the hardcore stuff. Don’t worry about that. ibid. Bubbles
Do you know what recidivism is, Randy? Trailer Park Boys s1e4: Mrs Peterson’s Dog Gets Fucked Up, Mr Lahey
Drug dealing is against the law, remember? ibid.
Get the hell out that trailer with the gun! ibid.
I shot my daddy in the bum and my mom’s going to get mad at me. ibid. little girl
I’ve got a situation on my hands here. ibid. Julian, re Ricky shot in car
I need some advice. I gotta go see Bubbles. Trailer Park Boys s1e5: I’m not Gay, I Love Lucy
There may be certain accidents where you may be drunk or high on drugs. ibid. Ricky
[Kitten meows] I could have been killed! ibid.
Well, guys, I’m off to church … I don’t swear nearly as much as I used to. I only get drunk on weekends now. And I’m growing dope. Trailer Park Boys s1e6: Who the Hell Invited These Idiots to My Wedding? Ricky
We’re just doing a little bit of drinking. ibid. two lads in supermarket
And when you wake up you’re all by your fucking self. ibid. Bubbles
I’m not a total complete idiot, all right? ibid. Ricky
Robberies are simple. It’s all about firepower … This is going to be a professional job. ibid. Julian
Ricky and Julian they’re getting out of jail today. Trailer Park Boys s2e1: What in the Fuck Happened to Our Trailer Park, Bubbles
In order to stop breaking the law we gotta break the law for a few minutes. ibid. Ricky
Bubbles, what happened to my trailer park, man? ibid.
It’s a tough business hauling shopping carts. ibid.
I’m a slave to this park. Trailer Park Boys s2e2: Jim Lahey is a Drunk Bastard, Mr Lahey
You made this park, Jim. You and Randy. ibid. Julian
If there’s gonna be dope in jail, we may as well be the ones supplying it. Trailer Park Boys s2e3: I’ve Met Cats & Dogs Smarter Than Trevor & Cory, Julian
Ricky’s brain doesn’t work like other people’s. ibid. Bubbles
We’re gonna open up a little nightclub here in the trailer park. ibid. Ricky
I try to be a bit of a role model for Treena and the other kids around the park. ibid. Ricky
A dope trailer is no place for a kitty. Trailer Park Boys s2e4: A Dope Trailer is No Place for a Kitty, Bubbles
This is much bigger than squirrels … Dope-eating insects, man. ibid. Ricky
We travel from trailer park to trailer park spreading the good news. Trailer Park Boys s2e5: The Bible Pimp, Bible salesman
I feel stupid; I wish I could be smart like everybody else for a change. Trailer Park Boys s2e6: Never Trust a Man With No Shirt On, Ricky
No-one’s burning any dope here. ibid. Julian
That trailer’s packed with evidence and we gotta get rid of it. Trailer Park Boys s2e7: The Bare Pimp Project, Julian to Ricky
126,031. Look, let’s just pretend we’re adults here for a moment please. ibid. Mr Lahey
I heard you know we could get in a lot of trouble for having like dope and guns. ibid. Bubbles
Just look at this place; it’s like a palace. Trailer Park Boys s3e1: The Kiss of Freedom, Bubbles
All I want to do is open up a few semi-legit businesses to make money. ibid. Julian
Money’s turned you guys into idiots. ibid. Bubbles
You haven’t started the recycling programme. The park is a complete mess. Trailer Park Boys s3e2: Temporary Relief Assistant Trailer Park Supervisor, Barbara
It’s my eyes holding me back. ibid. Bubbles
We gotta major crime alert here – it’s a 1035 – bootlegging. ibid. Mr Lahey to Ricky
The best thing we can do is still break the law but do it on a lower type scale sort of thing. Trailer Park Boys s3e3: If I Can’t Smoke & Swear, I’m Fucked, Ricky
We gonna open up a little gas station here in the park. ibid. Julian