James: Who’d pay a million dollars to have me killed?
M: Jealous husbands! Outraged chefs! Humiliated tailors! The list is endless! The Man with the Golden Gun 1974 starring Roger Moore & Britt Ekland & Desmond Llewelyn & Christopher Lee & Maud Adams & Herve Villechaize & Clifton James & Richard Loo & Soon-Tek Oh & Louis Maxwell et al, director Guy Hamilton
Moneypenny, you are better than a computer. ibid.
There’s a useful four-letter word – and you’re full of it. ibid. Bond to Scaramanga
We’ve lost one of our nuclear submarines. The Spy Who Loved Me 1977 starring Roger Moore & Barbara Bach & Curd Jurgens & Richard Kiel & Geoffrey Keen & Bernard Lee & Caroline Munro & Walter Gotell & Louis Maxwell & Desmond Llewelyn et al, director Lewis Gilbert, Navy bloke
We have entered a new era of Anglo-Soviet cooperation. ibid. KGB bloke
Good afternoon, Mr Bond. Don’t concern yourself with the pilot. For Your Eyes Only 1981 starring Roger Moore & Carole Bouquet & Chaim Topol & Lynn-Holly Johnson & Julian Glover & Cassandra Harris & John Wyman & Louis Maxwell & Desmond Llewelyn et al, director John Glen
I’ve been looking forward to this moment, Mr Bond. ibid.
You’ll be replacing 009. He turned up dead in East Germany. Octopussy 1983 starring Roger Moore & Maud Adams & Louis Jourdan & Kristina Wayborn & Kabir Bedi & Steven Berkoff & Desmond Llewelyn & Louis Maxwell et al, director John Glen, minister
Having problems keeping it up, Q? ibid. Bond
Pay attention, 007. ibid. Q
No-one knows her real name but she is known as Octopussy. ibid. Indian bloke
I am Supreme Commander of SPECTRE, the Special Executive for Counterintelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion. Yesterday morning the American Air Force launched two cruise missiles from Swadley Air Base in Great Britain. Through the ingenuity of SPECTRE the dummy warheads they carried were replaced with live nuclear warheads. Your weapons of destruction are now safely in our possession and will be moved to two secret targets. Please note the serial numbers of the missiles; they will confirm the truth. Your weapons of deterrence did not deter us from our objective! A terrible catastrophe now confronts you. However, it can be avoided by paying a tribute to our organization, amounting to 25% of your respective countries’ annual oil purchases. We have accomplished two of the functions that the name SPECTRE embodies: terror and extortion. If our demands are not met within seven days, we shall ruthlessly apply the third – revenge! Never Say Never Again 1983 starring Sean Connery & Klaus Maria Bandauer & Max von Sydow & Barbara Carrera & Kim Basinger & Bernie Casey & Edward Fox & Pamela Salem & Rowan Atkinson et al, director Irvin Kershner
Dummy warheads will be replaced by WAD thermonuclear device. Have a nice day. ibid. machine
We are faced with the ultimate nightmare – the abduction of nuclear warheads. ibid. Foreign secretary
I hope we’re going to have some gratuitous sex and violence. ibid. Q
I love an early morning ride. A View to a Kill 1985 starring Roger Moore & Christopher Walken & Tanya Roberts & Grace Jones & Patrick MacNee & David Yip & Patrick Bauchau & Fiona Fullerton & Alison Doody & Desmond Llewelyn & Lois Maxwell, director John Glen, Jenny Flex to Bond
Gentlemen, this may only be an exercise so far as the Ministry of Defence is concerned, but for me it is a matter of pride that 007 Section has been chosen for this test. Your objective is to penetrate the radar installations of Gibraltar. The Living Daylights 1987 starring Timothy Dalton & Desmond Llewelyn & Art Malik & Maryan d'Abo & Jeroen Krabbe & Joe Don Baker & John Rhys-Davis & Thomas Wheatley & Robert Brown et al, director John Glen, bloke
Must have scared the living daylights out of her. ibid.
He was married once but that was a long time ago. Licence to Kill 1989 starring Timothy Dalton & Benicio del Toro & Carey Lowell & Robert Davi & Talisa Soto & Anthony Zerbe & Everett McGill & Desmond Llewelyn & Robert Brown & Caroline Bliss & Don Shroud et al, director John Glen, Felix to bride
Leave it to the professionals. ibid. Bond to bird
If it hadn’t been for Q Branch, you’d have been dead long ago. ibid. Q
Unlike the American government we prefer not to get our bad news from CNN. Goldeneye 1995 starring Pierce Brosnan & Sean Bean & Judi Dench & Robbie Coltrane & Izabella Scorupco & Famke Janssen & Joe Don Baker & Gottfried John & Desmond Llewelyn et al, director Martin Campbell, M
It was the job we were chosen for. ibid. James to Alec
The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success. Tomorrow Never Dies 1997 starring Pierce Brosnan & Judi Dench & Jonathan Pryce & Michaelle Yeoh & Teri Hatcher & Ricky Jay & Gotz Otto & Joe Don Baker & Vincent Schiavelli & Samantha Bond et al, director Roger Spottiswoode, Elliot Carver
Bond: But accidents do happen.
Q: They frequently do with you. ibid.
James: I thought you might enjoy one of these. [gives Miss Moneypenny a cigar tube]
Moneypenny: How romantic. I know exactly where to put that. The World is Not Enough 1999 starring Pierce Brosnan & Sophie Marceau & Robert Carlyle & Denise Richards & Robbie Coltrane & Judi Dent & Desmond Llewelyn & John Cleese & Maria Grazia Cucinotta & Samantha Bond et al, director Michael Apted
Knowing who to trust is everything in this business. Die Another Day 2002 starring Pierce Brosnan & Judi Dench & Halle Berry & Toby Stephens & Rosamund Pike & John Cleese & Samantha Bond & Rick Yune & Will Yun Lee & Kenneth Tsang & Colin Salmon & Ho Yi & Rachel Grant & Emilio Echavarria et al, director Lee Tamahori, M
Christ, I miss the Cold War. Casino Royale 2006 starring Daniel Craig & Judi Dench & Eva Green & Mads Mikkelsen & Giancarlo Giannini & Jesper Christensen & Caterina Murino & Ivana Milicevic & Issac de Bankole et al, director Martin Campbell, M
That last hand – nearly killed me. ibid.
Take a deep breath. You only have one shot. Make it count. Quantum of Solace 2008 starring Daniel Craig & Olga Kurylenko & Judi Dench & Mathieu Amalric & Giancarlo Giannini & Gemma Arterton & Jeffrey Wright & Anatole Taubman & Jesper Christensen & Rory Kinnear et al, director Marc Forster, Bond
When you can’t tell your friends from your enemies, it’s time to go. ibid.
Camille Montes: Friend of yours?
James: I don’t have any friends. ibid.