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littlebookofjohn presents an open-source library of more than 340,000 quotations and references, the author's essays, and a section for poetry.
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'And I went unto the angel, and said unto him, Give me the little book. And he said unto me, Take it, and eat it up; and it shall make thy belly bitter, but it shall be in thy mouth sweet as honey.' Revelation 10:9