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littlebookofjohn presents an open-source library of more than 350,000 quotations and references, the author's essays, and a section for poetry.
Life, The Universe & Goats, the world's greatest comic novel, published 6th September 2026, and with digital formats to follow. If you're not able to find a good bookshop, unable to order physical or digital copy, let me know your delivery details on esiasryder@protonmail.com and I'll reply with payment details for £10.99 (free UK postage), for a signed, limited-edition signed novel.
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'And I went unto the angel, and said unto him, Give me the little book. And he said unto me, Take it, and eat it up; and it shall make thy belly bitter, but it shall be in thy mouth sweet as honey.' Revelation 10:9