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littlebookofjohn presents an open-source library of more than 340,000 quotations and references, the author's essays, and a section for poetry.
Life, The Universe & Goats, the world's greatest comic novel, escaped its printer 12th August 2026, and is currently being registered and distributed. Please email esiasryder@protonmail.com with your delivery details, and I'll reply with bank/bitcoin details for a bargain £11.99 (including package and postage, personalised message, and free popcorn -- one per reader).
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'And I went unto the angel, and said unto him, Give me the little book. And he said unto me, Take it, and eat it up; and it shall make thy belly bitter, but it shall be in thy mouth sweet as honey.' Revelation 10:9